"Mrs. Riddle? And this must be your daughter Kelsey," she said with a slight accent I hadn't heard before. "Welcome to Freedom Lake. I am Mrs. Akebia. Most people find it a mouthful. You may call me Mrs. A. You made a good trip from the city?"
Dobby the House Elf
"Harry Potter is valiant and bold! He has braved so many dangers already! But Dobby has come to protect Harry Potter, to warn him, even if he does have to shut his ears in the oven door later... Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts." At the Zoo
by A.A. Milne There are lions and roaring tigers, and enormous camels and things, There are biffalo-buffalo-bisons, and a great big bear with wings. There's a sort of a tiny potamus, and a tiny nosserus too - But I gave buns to the elephant when I went down to the Zoo! There are badgers and bidgers and bodgers, and a Super-in-tendent's House, There are masses of goats, and a Polar, and different kinds of mouse, And I think there's a sort of a something which is called a wallaboo - But I gave buns to the elephant when I went down to the Zoo! If you try to talk to the bison, he never quite understands; You can't shake hands with a mingo - he doesn't like shaking hands. And lions and roaring tigers hate saying, "How do you do?" - But I give buns to the elephant when I go down to the Zoo! You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.
Well the coffee is strong
at the Cafe Du Monde, And the donuts are too hot to touch; But just like a fool, when those sweet goodies cool, I ate 'til I ate way too much. Cause I'm livin' on things that excite me, Be they pastries or lobsters or love; I'm just tryin' to get by being quiet and shy, In a world full of pushin' and shove. And the Wino and I know the pains of backbustin', Like the farmer knows the pain of his pick-up truck rustin'. It's a strange situation, a wild occupation, Living my life like a song. “If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.”
A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Three Little Birds by Bob Marley
Rise up this mornin', Smile with the risin' sun, Three little birds Each by my doorstep Singin' sweet songs Of melodies pure and true, Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou: ") Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing, 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right." Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing, 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right! " Wastebasket Brother by Shel Silverstein
Someone put their baby brother Under this basket -- The question is exactly why, But I'm not going to ask it. But someone, I ain't sayin' who, Has got a guilty face, Ashamed for lettin' such a lovely brother Go to waste. Welcome to 100 days - 100 voices. Starting on June 21st, the first day of summer, I will be recording and sharing 100 voices in 100 days. I thought this would be a fun way to stretch myself artistically and entertain y'all at the same time. Day #1 - My Voice also known as the narrator.
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